Bombay is suffering from a severe gastric epidemic of inexplicable origins. A young freelance caregiver, Nikunj, discovers that he has the superpower to make anyone poop and, with that poop, cure the person of any stomach ailments. As Nikunj begins to help people, and make money using his superpower, things start looking up for him, till everything turns to crap when he is hired by Kalpeshbhai, a billionaire paraplegic who hasn't pooped in over two decades, and whose family owns Param Churna, India’s bestselling Ayurvedic cure for constipation. Will Nikunj's superpower be able to make Kalpeshbhai poop? Will they cure Bombay of the gastric epidemic? Irreverent, audacious, and hilarious, Turds of Gold is a story of greed, blind belief and small miracles.