Say No to the Dress

Join a bridesmaid's hilarious journey to the altar in this sharp-witted story of family, friendship and embracing your true self, no matter what you’ re forced to wear.
Miri is fourteen and in the last year she’ s been mugged by puberty. She’ s grown six inches, expanded in all directions, her breasts are out of control, and she’ s prone to random eruptions of spots.
Life already feels like a nightmare and now she’ s been asked to act as a bridesmaid for two of her siblings. Two weddings and two bridesmaid dresses – could things get any worse?
Of course they could. Her brother is getting married to brittle, beautiful Scarlett, whose sister Tiffany is Miri’ s nemesis at school. Tiffany is the other bridesmaid and the pink satin dress they’ ve chosen makes Miri feel like an oversized sausage.
Join a bridesmaid's hilarious journey to the altar in this sharp-witted story of family, friendship and embracing your true self, no matter what you’ re forced to wear …