Being a monster isn't all frightening villagers and sucking blood. Monsters have their problems too. Poor Frankenstein's cupboard is bare, Wolfman is in need of some household help and it's best not to get started on Dracula's hygiene issues. What could be scarier? Nineteen hilarious poems delve into the secret lives of the Creature form: the Black Lagoon, Bigfoot, Godzilla and others, the monstrously talented Alex Rex uncovers horrific - and clever - truths you won't want to miss.