Norm knew it was going to be one of those days when he went to the toilet, just for something to do. . .  But things can only get better, right? WRONG! If only Brian and Dave hadn't found Dad's million year old after shave. If only Mikey wasn't feeling lower than a snake's backside. If only Chelsea would hurry up and move! It's all ifs and buts though. Or should that be whiffs and butts? Either way it's just so flipping unfair! The eighth hilarious title in this award-winning, laugh-out-loud series. For fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid and David Walliams.