Nine Dildos Then a Funeral

I became a widow and was lost in the world of loneliness, never in a million years did I ever imagine I would have signed up on a dating site. I meet sexy men dirty men even a dead man. Once I started having sex again after a missionary mundane sex life I found a new excited in the bedroom and I was not going to stop until I found the right man with all the right pluming and sex appeal. I loved my dildo collection and I had many and named them after all my suitors. I did get in to some situations that was a little scary, so I made sure I could protect myself with my mother of pearl inlaid Lady Smith revolver.