You're a Bad Man, Mr Gum! (Mr Gum)

"It's time for action," said Mr Gum to nobody in particular. "Nasty action." Good evening. Mr Gum is a complete horror who hates children, animals, fun, and corn on the cob. This book's all about him. And an angry fairy who lives in his bathtub. And Jake the dog, and a little girl called Polly. And there's heroes and sweets and adventures and EVERYTHING.