My Brother's Famous Bottom

�That�s the one!� she cried. �That�s the bottom I�m after. Darling, you have the most gorgeous bottom!� Nicholas�s dad has a plan to make some fast cash. Nappies! Some disposable-nappy people are looking for a beautiful botty for their new advert � and all Nicholas�s baby brother has to do is pass the audition. What could possibly go wrong?